Bali in problem

here's Bali adat now. At Besakih. Seriously. Those are the stairs above Penataran Agung. Maybe there's no loss in having Besakih declared a tourism-priority-zone, after all. If this is how things are, nobody will notice any difference when it becomes Bali-Dharma-Land Waterboom and World Wet-T-Shirt Women's Wrestling Center. Sesari by ATM, and drive-thru BantenMarets can't be far behind. (Gek Kasir: "Ada 'member' Pak?")
Plus karaoke screens for Panca Sembah, and kidung Tuwun Tirtha Saking Luhur, and the mantras to menghaturkan banten, too. Pemangkus at Sad Kahyangan will become Bali's Superstar-DJ-equivalents. Does Besakih have fast WiFi? Or is it better at Lempuyang? And how's that "Speed-Dating" Kafe at Pura Ulun Batur doing since the former Bupati of Bangli set it up before he went to jail for life, followed in short order by his (presumably) Batam Academy graduate of a wife?
P.S. Check out the wija on this putri cening ayu's forehead. She's so suci, she's too suci for my car, too suci by far.
P.S. I wonder how much the plastic surgery on her nose and boobs and fish-lips cost? Do you think she would give me the surgeon's private HP number?